When you’ve been up for about fifty hours and the world is getting that fishbowl effect, be real damn careful when you brush your teeth if your buddy likes to leave lube lying all around the place. The sink is for toothpaste, not lube, I don’t even want to know what was going on in here and ugh, it was minty! Apparently that is for a tingling sensation and not sparkling fresh breath or buttholes or whatever but I kept brushing and wondering why it wasn’t foaming and I felt like I was just spontaneously producing buckets of spit and okay, maybe it’ll be funny when I get some sleep but dude. dude. I need a new toothbrush and something scalding to gargle with now.
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaaahhaaahahaha
aint even sorry
Or maybe I turn into the cat. I don’t know. Crawly wiggly times with head on cold ground, yeah.
Never a truer word spoken
non-sexual? ye sure? wot if I find it sexual? is that allowed?
Each person picks one from the following list and they stick to it:
1. Any time Lisa is referred to as “sexy” or “beautiful.” For this one you’re going to want someone with a high metabolism, your tank drinker, if you will, since the film is quite top-heavy when it comes to this trope. If you’re not careful, you could easily slip into a coma before you’ve even reached Chris R’s riveting scene.
2. “Don’t worry about it!” You’re going to most likely set up a row of shotglasses, as there are often times when this line gets repeated in rapid succession. Be sure to listen closely; there are a few times that it’s more slurred under someone’s breath than shouted in the weird Euro shriek it’s meant to be heard in.
3. Any time Johnny greets someone with, “Oh, hai, [X]!” Pretty self-explanatory here.
4. Every time there’s an establishing or transition shot that’s actually filmed in San Francisco. If you’re not 100% sure (I wasn’t about the florist’s exterior), then take a drink anyway.Luce-iano Pavarotti? Conman? We are fucking doing this tomorrow. You got me? By the time this movie is over none of us will be able to walk.
Yer on.